“I started working on the design and when I called client to show my concepts he told me he had decided to work with someone else.” — Ferdinand A. Porsche

“It’s been 3 months since I finished the project and the client still hasn’t paid me.” — Steve Jobs

““My client keeps adding new things to the project.” — Frank Chimero

““My client says I owe her my working files.” — John Novak

““My client wants me to work up some ideas and then, if he likes them, he’ll give the his project.” — Barb Luton Chimero