OH NO
ZILLA!

"Then the directors at Toho Studios discovered me and said they could make me famous.

I was a monster star on top of the world."

"Then I met the hottest babe ever, Momoko Kōchi , #1 Asian actress at the time.

We were so in love. Just like Beauty and the Beast."

"That's what happens when you're large and in charge. And then Gamera couldn't cut the mustard. I was hustling day and night to save the world more than Ultraman! I was making enough money to buy all the jade in China AND all the KFC in America.

Momoko and I also started our own family.
But why weren't the kids looking like daddy-O 'Zilla?"

"I was scared, frightened, lost and hurt. I didn't know what to do. I wish they had DNA testing back in the golden days of Hollywood Film and Cinema.

But now it's still pay day for me, and all I do is pay and pay.
I wish I never left my home in the Marianas."